Thursday 13 January 2022

Political Parties

Recently I find the political situation in the UK to be a rich source of inspiration for poems. 

During a time when the government imposed strict rules to limit the spread of coronavirus, the population made sacrifices - one of the most heartbreaking being the restriction against being with loved ones in their dying hours.

Reports of social gatherings and parties within government were at first denied, then deflected by the Prime Minister. As evidence emerged, stories changed, eventually leading to a supposed apology in the House of Commons. At the time of writing, criminal responsibility and political fallout has still to be ascertained. 

This is the background to this poem.

 Political Parties

The PM said there were no parties,
then said that they followed all guidelines,
then in a knee-jerk
later claimed it was work,
hoping it was consigned to the sidelines.
Enraged that there "could" have been parties
The PM denied that he'd known,
Enquiries were needed
before he conceded
that any lockdown rules were blown.
When photos of Downing St garden
showed people with cheese and with wine,
it was merely a meeting
and no one was cheating -
the PM said all this was fine.
Whilst investigations continued
The chap at the helm stood aside
It was for the best
As a conflict of int'rest
made him the wrong guy to decide.
The PM still denied involvement
in parties around Number Ten.
A picture was posted
of a quiz that he hosted -
a party hat meeting again?
One hundred were emailed in lockdown
To make the best use of good weather,
to bring their own booze
if they should so choose,
to drink, socially-distanced, together.
It emerged that forty attended
with trestles set up with some nibbles.
An unlikely meeting
With boozing and eating;
Mistaken for work, came the quibbles.
But who could have made such an error?
The PM himself had attended
At first he'd not twigged
As the attendees swigged -
at least, that's how it was defended.
So now what does ev'ryone think?
When he said that no parties occurred
He'd not just been wrong
He'd been there all along
Denials are simply absurd.
The PM had lied to the House.
He'd partied and broken the rules.
Whilst Britons had died
He had partied and lied
And treated the people like fools.
Apologies will not suffice.
Whilst rare, don't believe they're sincere.
He won't leave by his choosing;
When his party fear losing,
Maybe then there's a chance that day's near.

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