Wednesday 24 July 2024

Java Jive (Political parody and rich roast)

Sometimes a particular politician inspires ire with their behaviour. This time, Therese Coffey.

Java Jive

I hate Coffey, hate Tor-ee
Hate her brazen lies at the ministry
Coffey Tor-ee, the conniving you see,
Muck up, muck up, muck up, muck up, give up!

Each palaver, from this clot
Whoops! Theresa Coffey, country's gone to pot
You've lost the plot, empathetic you're not
Cock up, cock up, cock up, cock up, give up!

How they make things worse, raid the taxpayers' purse
It's an extra curse when they act so perverse
An evil harridan, a flawed one, a gorgon,
Prater, baiter, sack the traitor!

I hate Coffey, hate Tor-ee
Hate her brazen lies at the ministry
Coffey Tor-ee, the conniving you see,
Muck up, muck up, muck up, muck up, give up!

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